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Space Nazis Must Die! (feat. Professor Elemental)

from .​.​.​and the Triumph of Justice by Countless Thousands

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Our fascist bashing space opera wherein drummer Jon David is sent on a top secret earth-defense mission to annihilate a hidden Nazi Moonbase and defeat the loathsome Astro-Hitler!

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The UN have called a silent meet to declare a clandestine catastrophe!

Deep Space Probe Cassini just found a top-secret Nazi facility

ON THE MOON!

and the UN then argue: "How can that be?

How can we have not seen these Nazis

for seventy years!

We thought we'd brought them under lock and key!"

"Apparently not!"

And the war room breaks in pandemonium

because the Nazis claim to have plutonium!

They say they want their Third Reich back

or the moon-gazing world will be under attack

but a smile creeps over one delegate's face

and that's why our drummer Jonny got shot into space



T-minus five four three two one

ON THE MOON



"Hear me out!" the delegate shouts that

"the clout of a band called Countless Thousands

is bottled up in one man that we can send!

He's a single commando, a rock and roll Rambo!"

"Ooooh! Better him than a platoon!"

"And i'll tell you why! Well, i don't have time to explain all the science

but his space drums will smash these Nazis to silence!"



And the hope unifies every voice in the room

and when he enters and smiles several of them drop in a swoon!

There was time for a strong high five from Bill Nye

and a slap on the ass from Neil Degrasse Tyson

and somebody's bra hits him right in the face,

then our drummer Jonny was shot into space!



Night!

Above and below, just silence and light,

the moon's gentle glow

and the fury of flight,

look back at the Earth,

that harbor of life...

a tear in -

WAIT

Jon there's gonna be Nazis trying to kill you, so fight!



Jon deflects the laser barrage with -

and he cracks the outer walls with -

and he scatters the panicked soldiers with -

and his eyes narrow on a hideous figure

AND HE DOES BATTLE WITH ASTRO HITLER



Danger, sind sie im verbotenen Luftraum!

Ich entschuldige bei Deutches Muttersprach

dieses Bild müde wird niemals steben

abet zumindest kummen vir, HITLER WAR BESCHISSEN!!!



[an epic drummery slays Astro Hitler]



And with that! The evil defeated, a grim coup de grace

Jon comes in for the kill and sees regret and shame in Hitler's face

a push kick to the void is the final death blow -

"Ask ze vorld to forgive me!"

Jonny says, "Nope."

One single tear as he floats into space

and that's how our drummer Jonny saved the whole human race!

credits

from .​.​.​and the Triumph of Justice, released January 8, 2021
Written by Mike Van Gorder
Featuring vocals by Professor Elemental
Drums by Jon David
Recorded by Track Cult w/additional recording by Light Return
Mixed and Mastered by Light Return

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Countless Thousands Glendale, California

Take a show choir reject who was never cool enough for punk rock, throw him a rockabilly axe and have him cash in on all the poetry classes. Take an east coast jazz legend and tell him to lay off the weirder chords and step up the distortion. Take a cosplay nerd and give him +2 Charisma, +5 Vocalwork and +5 Shreddage. Mix well and serve immediately for total badassery. ... more

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