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Stand up straight - you're in your sunday best, you need to present it.
All our neighbors will be there in theirs.
I'm not upset, but child, your questions are impertinent.
Our fathers made this way of life.

Now sing, lest you swing, child.
Say what we say when we say it.
There is only one path to the Harvest.
Your innocence fades.
Your limbs get long.
You have one chance to learn our song
so sing and don't wrinkle your sunday best.

Hide your shame.
Hide it with pride and faith, for love everlasting.
Good children don't need a reward.
For the final time, i'm not upset, your salvation's your own task.
Think well on the rock in your hand.


from Pretzel Champions, released January 15, 2017



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Take a show choir reject who was never cool enough for punk rock, throw him a rockabilly axe and have him cash in on all the poetry classes. Take an east coast jazz legend and tell him to lay off the diminished chording and step up the distortion. Take a civil war reenacting drum geek and sit him down behind a proper kit. What do these nerds come up with? Total badassery. ... more

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