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Knights of Polite

from Pretzel Champions by Countless Thousands

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Blast off!

Here they come just in time

In defense of!

A better social paradigm

Well there they go,

Oh!

They are the first ones to fight,

They are the Knights of Polite!



We insist upon rational discussions

Proper etiquette and measured repercussions

Wielding fair insight, we will fight

This we uphold, we are the Knights of Polite!



Watch out!

When theres no recourse but war

Just wait!

They've got some parfait in store

Well there they go,

Oh!

Sounds like a scrumptious delight

Yea from the Knights of Polite!



The Knights of Polite hope you like parfait too

Well there they go,

Oh!

If you don't like parfait well they might not know what to do



Evil doers beware!

They've got compassion

and empathy to spare!

And an 80's sense of fashion

There they go,

Oh!

They are the Knights of Polite!



We insist upon rational discussions

Proper etiquette and measured repercussions

Wielding fair insight, we will fight

This we uphold, we are the Knights of Polite!



Wait!

Someone brought up politics and religion too,

And I know my evangelical cousin voted Trump in….

What do I do?



Just then!

All hope has started to fade

Thats when!

The Paladins of Courtesy invade

Well here they come,

Oh!

They are the Knights of Polite!



We insist upon rational discussions

Proper etiquette and measured repercussions

Wielding fair insight, we will fight

This we uphold, we are the Knights of Polite!

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from Pretzel Champions, released January 15, 2017
Vox/Guitar - Light Return
Vox - Danger Van Gorder
Bass - Davey Munch
Drums - Jon David

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Countless Thousands Glendale, California

Take a show choir reject who was never cool enough for punk rock, throw him a rockabilly axe and have him cash in on all the poetry classes. Take an east coast jazz legend and tell him to lay off the weirder chords and step up the distortion. Take a cosplay nerd and give him +2 Charisma, +5 Vocalwork and +5 Shreddage. Mix well and serve immediately for total badassery. ... more

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