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An Umbrella for the Golden Shower

from Pretzel Champions by Countless Thousands

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A punk rock ode to the very symbol of everything punk rock stands against.

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Oh no
A country stolen
"Couldn't ever happen, shouldn't ever happen"
anything can happen when you're golden
Hold tight to a fragile neck
Check your respect at the door think of who you're fighting for
see his face in the mirror and the polished marble floor

Orange man, tiny hands, you're a cancer
Orange man, an embarrassment of chance, you're,
Orange man you will answer for what you've done
God preserve us from this sick, deluded narcissist.
A rapist brags that he has grabbed the sun.

Oh no
a country broken
another broken toy this spoiled child will throw away
but we stand, unite, resist
put this custard-flavored onion stain back in his fucking place

Orange man, tiny hands, you're a cancer
Orange man, an embarrassment of chance, you're,
Orange man you will answer for what you've done
God preserve us from this sick, deluded narcissist.
A rapist brags that he has grabbed the sun.

See you at the Hague

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from Pretzel Champions, released January 15, 2017
Vox/Bass/Guitar/Actually Getting Elected to represent his assembly district (AD 43) to the Democratic Party on a Bernie Sanders-style platform of social Democracy - Danger (Mike) Van Gorder
Guitar/Vox - Light Return
Bass - Davey Munch
Drums - Jonny David
Vox - Adrock Marquez

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Countless Thousands Glendale, California

Take a show choir reject who was never cool enough for punk rock, throw him a rockabilly axe and have him cash in on all the poetry classes. Take an east coast jazz legend and tell him to lay off the weirder chords and step up the distortion. Take a cosplay nerd and give him +2 Charisma, +5 Vocalwork and +5 Shreddage. Mix well and serve immediately for total badassery. ... more

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